Dear a really rich person

My local football club Swindon
Town FC (soccer for you rich American people) is crap basically, we've lost
8 games in a row and are bottom of the league. It was only two years ago that
we were in the playoffs - we have potential we just need your love (money).

So I'm asking a rich person to buy the club, shove loads of cash in and help make
us great again (we beat Arsenal back in 1969!! and even Juventus!).